I didn’t sleep at all for two nights for the following reasons:
- I was watching old ipad commercials
2. I was watching those gap commercials where everyone loves khaki so much
3. I was watching muppet interviews from 5 years ago…not the movies or the show…real world interviews where human beings ask muppets questions about their lives and skin care routines.
4. I was scrapbooking and thinking about my mortality.