Y’all, life on this earth/in this economy/in this mortal coil is rough. But I have a solution for you…an oasis in the desert, a sweet release from your eternal torment, A MAGNIFICENT ESCAPE – Planet Hollywood. Where the happy hours are a cool $5 and Bruce Willis is just a phone call away. Where you can get away from your humdrum life and dissolve into the lap of luxury. At Planet Hollywood everyone’s famous. EVERYONE!
My astral body is moving to 1995 Beverly Hills to live in an infinite time loop soundtracked by Bruce Willis & The Accelerators…oooooh baby I’m coming home!