It’s hard to walk in giant overalls. I saw a dog wearing a bat wing sweater once. Dress like nobody’s watching. Dress for success and to impress…like Blur in the 90s. Dress like you don’t have electricity and you’ve been in a dark hole for a month. Trends are fun, but wear whatever you find […]
Every 6 months or so I decide I need to get rid of some sad chunks(sometimes known as Buffalo chunks or summer chunks if geographically and/or seasonally appropriate). The last time I went to an exercise class in pursuit of a beach bod I ended up walking around a rite aid for an hour looking […]
I didn’t sleep at all for two nights for the following reasons: I was watching old ipad commercials 2. I was watching those gap commercials where everyone loves khaki so much 3. I was watching muppet interviews from 5 years ago…not the movies or the show…real world interviews where human beings ask muppets questions about […]
Ooooooo doggie babes, this week’s Art Words is something special! Two very wacky, very beautiful European artists – Krõõt Jurak and Alex Bailey – are doing what I feel no hesitation in saying is the Lord’s work: from my heart, my dreams and my mouth to God’s ears I present to you dear friends, Performance Art […]
Olive Garden’s Never Ending Classics: Soup, salad, breadsticks, and now LASAGNA!?!?!?! The perfect infinite meal to take your mind off of your soon to be crumbling body. and Taco Bell Cantina: A beacon of light in a world full of darkness, a much needed break from staring at your walls and praying for sweet release, the […]
Murder She Wrote is one of the best shows ever created and Jessica Fletcher is the sassy, murder mystery grandma we’re all desperately trying to be. And don’t even get me started on Cabot Cove. This town is chocked full of the most enjoyable murders…the most thrilling capers IN THE WORLD, or at least in […]
Do you think they’d deliver to my gynecologist?!